The Metaphorical Basement of a Nervous Young Asian

so you may find yourself...

- sitting in your own bedroom.
- in another part of the internet.
- behind the screen of a large computer.
- in a sketchy website.
- with a weird ahh webmaster referring talking heads in front of you.

so you may ask yourself...

how did i get here?

unfortunately, the answer isn't on this page.

but you can find it here. or:

you can click around on the navbar or formally take this elevator to other places on this website to learn more about the person that hosted this half-baked hellscape.

this page is sponsored by:
the Radiohead Public Library.
Brooklyn's Ambassdors of Love.
the Manchester City Football Club.

to find me on other sites:
rate your music
letterboxd
my discord handle is sallywishstowait.

special thanks to:

for inspiring to make this website and being one of my favourite fan artists and my best discord mutual. the formatting on all the pages are modified, borrowed (and often almost blatantly copied, i must admit) from the free templates hosted on his side project website, templaterr.